Project: NeuroSync
NeuroSync is a neural network that can sync your thoughts with your toaster. We're not sure what it does, but it's a thing now.
Developed by our team of highly trained AI researchers who are secretly all just glorified hamsters in lab coats.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, and spontaneous combustion.
Please note: This project is not actually a thing, but we've built a thing around it, so it's now a thing.